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Long-term thinking for
crypto investors

Stop checking prices every 5 minutes. Use the 200-week moving average to anchor your portfolio and plan your DCA strategy with confidence.

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Portfolio Growth

$142,850.00
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ALL
2 Assets
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200-Week SMA

Visualize your portfolio against the long-term trend. Ignore the noise and focus on the signal.

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DCA Planner

Simulate Dollar-Cost Averaging scenarios. See how consistent investing pays off over time.

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Strategy Simulator

Compare the Boring Strategy against S&P 500, Gold, and Nasdaq. See the power of 200W SMA over 10 years.

The Boring Way to Wealth

1

Connect (or Don't)

Input your stack manually or import a CSV. No API keys required. Privacy first.

2

Anchor to SMA

We value your portfolio against the 200-week moving average, not the volatile spot price.

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Stay Zen

Watch your "Boring Value" grow steadily. Ignore the pumps and dumps.

The Boring Simulator

See how the Boring Strategy stacks up against traditional investments over 10 years.

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Compare Strategies

Pit the Boring Strategy against S&P 500, Gold, Nasdaq, and Cash.

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Live Data

Uses real 200W SMA growth over 4-year market cycles for accuracy.

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Customizable

Adjust assumptions, choose BTC or ETH, and run different scenarios.

BORING STRATEGY
$127,420
S&P 500
$42,850
Boring
S&P 500

The Boring Time Machine

See what your Bitcoin stack would be worth using the 200-week SMA (Boring Price) instead of volatile spot prices.

$100
You would have invested $1,200
Boring Value (200W SMA)
$2,160
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Frequently Asked Questions

Why "Boring"?

Because excitement in investing usually leads to mistakes. We believe in the slow, steady, and boring path to wealth accumulation.

Is my data safe?

Absolutely. We don't store your private keys or API secrets. You can even use the app without connecting anything by manually inputting your holdings.

Do I need a wallet?

No. You can track your portfolio manually. If you choose to connect a wallet, it's read-only.

Is it free?

The core features are free forever. We may introduce premium analytics for power users in the future.

How accurate is the Simulator?

The Simulator uses real historical data from the 200W SMA over a 4-year market cycle. It's based on past performance, which doesn't guarantee future results, but provides a realistic comparison.

Ready to get bored?

Stop checking the charts every 5 minutes. Focus on the signal, not the noise.

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